A Guide to Ambulatory Efficiency – How to Walk While You’re On Vacation…

Oct 31, 2017 The Disney Humor Column

I get it. You’re on vacation. You’re trying to relax. Who has time for the courtesies commonly extended to our fellow pedestrians??? You do, my friend! It may seem like just wandering aro...

Walt Disney World is Going to the Dogs!

Oct 15, 2017 The Disney Humor Column

Everybody loves dogs!!! They’re cute, and cuddly, and slobbery, and barky, and they shed, and occasionally they poop where they’re not supposed to, and if they’re anything like my do...

Epcot to Celebrate Big, Old Number 35 with Iron Man, Figment, Frozen, and More!

Oct 1, 2017 The Disney Humor Column

It’s always time for a celebration at Epcot! At the park where there’s roughly only 17 days left on the calendar anymore that aren’t occupied by one festival or anothe...

Best Places to Ride Out a Hurricane at Walt Disney World

Sep 7, 2017 The Disney Humor Column

Hypothetically speaking, let’s say that you got stuck inside one of Disney’s theme parks during a hurricane. Of course, in reality the Mouse would never let that happen because safety is o...