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The Greatest Gift of All … is Booze at the Magic Kingdom

Dec 22, 2016 The Disney Humor Column
Some have said that Walt himself is rolling over in his grave for this tragic decision, or at least he would be if he wasn't still rolling over for whatever the last tragic decision was ... whatever t...

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Scott Sevener writes The Disney Humor Column to chronicle the random things in life that amuse him ... at Walt Disney World!

Residing nearby in Tampa, FL with his wife and family, Scott spends his free time defending power cells in sector 9, believing in the power of imagination, and clocking enough time on The Wildest Ride in the Wilderness to be a genuine prospector in his own right...

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The Disney Humor Column is a vacation-inspired spinoff of Scott Sevener's weekly general-purpose humor column called The Humor Column, which you should also totally check out.

Highlighting the goofy fun that tends to stand out to those of us who've been to the parks more times than we can count on our fingers and toes, this is the site to read when you're ready for a break from all of those boring, useful informational sites!

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Just something to think about, Mouse...

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