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Little Known Facts About Disney World
Disney recently made headlines when it was revealed that they pay as much attention to the things they don’t want you to notice around their theme parks as the things that they do. It seems th...
Spoiler Alert: FANTASYland Ahead!
I need to ask a serious question of all the adults in the room… When we enter the Magic Kingdom, and we walk under the train station – past that plaque that has the quote from Walt Disney&...
Top 5 Attractions for Exhausted Parents
Where do our kids get all of this energy of theirs?! Maybe it’s something in the Dole Whip, or maybe it’s in the simple joy of being able to run around Disney World without wondering how...
A Guide to Ambulatory Efficiency – How to Walk While You’re On Vacation…
I get it. You’re on vacation. You’re trying to relax. Who has time for the courtesies commonly extended to our fellow pedestrians??? You do, my friend! It may seem like just wandering aro...
Walt Disney World is Going to the Dogs!
Everybody loves dogs!!! They’re cute, and cuddly, and slobbery, and barky, and they shed, and occasionally they poop where they’re not supposed to, and if they’re anything like my do...
Epcot to Celebrate Big, Old Number 35 with Iron Man, Figment, Frozen, and More!
It’s always time for a celebration at Epcot! At the park where there’s roughly only 17 days left on the calendar anymore that aren’t occupied by one festival or anothe...
Best Places to Ride Out a Hurricane at Walt Disney World
Hypothetically speaking, let’s say that you got stuck inside one of Disney’s theme parks during a hurricane. Of course, in reality the Mouse would never let that happen because safety is o...
The Greatest Gift of All … is Booze at the Magic Kingdom
Some have said that Walt himself is rolling over in his grave for this tragic decision, or at least he would be if he wasn't still rolling over for whatever the last tragic decision was ... whatever t...